OK Alec, you are a brilliant actor, you can play most any role from drama to comedy then pretty much anything in-between. That said, what were you thinking man? Calling your daughter a pig on an answering machine?!?! Didn’t you think for a split second that maybe, just maybe, your ex-wife, whom you have a very contentious relationship with, might consider using it against you?

Not only are you going to be nominated one day for a Darwin award for this snafu, but also you get rewarded early with a Fiendish Bunny nod. We really hope that your daughter doesn’t hold this against you. Maybe then, it will help you find your way off this list – just don’t expect it too soon. Ripping on your own kid like that...not cool...not like a good father.

We give kudos to Bunny Hunter for this one.

You can hear the uncensored Alec Baldwin rant on YouTube. Click here to understand why Mr. Baldwin is a Grade A, USDA certified, Fiendish Bunny.