Welcome to the FiendishBunnies.com Hall of Fame! Before you feel sorry for those whom below have been enshrined in what may appear to be an embarrassing collection of talent, consider first the strength and dedication it takes to make any Hall of Fame. You have to be good at what you do for a very long time. To be recognized as a Hall of Fame Fiendish Bunny is a high honor indeed. We applaud those who make this group. You make life much more interesting…without you, whom would we look up (or down) to? Embrace the placement. If you think you may be listed here accidentally or that this is all one big misunderstanding, re-examine your life – it isn’t an accident at all, you deserve to be here.
Inaugural Hall of Fame Members
Monty Python's Killer Rabbit
Decidedly, this is the most fiendish bunny that the world has ever seen. He sits in front of his large cave home with skeletons and corpses strewn across the cavernous opening. Quietly waiting, he considers his newest prey that will undoubtedly wander his way – not knowing the fate in store for him. As the army approaches and observes his quiet demeanor they laugh and scoff at the mere suggestion that this innocent bunny can do them any harm. They approach...he waits. The timing must be perfect. Finally, as they near, HE STRIKES. His eyes glow fire-red, his fangs are unleashed, and he leaps! Quickly he parts the head of his foe from its body and he lashes at another. In mere seconds the number of corpses in front of the cave have increased. The attackers flee in panic, stunned by the attack and the horrifying result. The rabbit has won...That Rabbit is Dynamite.
And so the fiendish bunny goes into the Hall of Fame as he should. Any rabbit that can lure such unsuspecting hostiles and then destroy them from the veiled deceit is exceptionally fiendish. What type of devilry is this? How can such a creature exist? However the pieces came together is meaningless – all we need to know is that it is the perfect embodiment of the Fiendish Bunny.
The Happy Bunny from Final Fantasy XII
The inspiration for FiendishBunnies.com. According to the game it is a fiendish creature that is made all the more fiendish by taking the form of an innocent bunny. That is quite fiendish. Although the creature is harmless in the game (when you encounter him he is not difficult to defeat), any creature you must swat with a sword (and other various instruments of destruction) that is as cute as a bunny is fiendish. This creature also embodies the definition of what we look for at FiendishBunnies.com, those individuals who have a pleasant demeanor, attempt to look the part if you will, but on the inside are quite fiendish – and of course because of the front they put up, they are even more...you know what we are going to say here...all the more fiendish. So congratulation are due The Happy Bunny, for without you, none of this would have been imagined.
The Honor Student
Let’s be honest with ourselves, do we really think those people we grew up with who got to attend all those honors and AP classes are going to visit this site.
If you are one, then maybe you have evolved past those petty views thinking you are smarter than the rest of us...maybe we just had a life. Anyway, you destroyed the curve for the rest of the class – and knew it! That is quite fiendish. Anyway, most of the rest of us who will visit FiendishBunnies.com could have been in those ‘advanced’ courses, but we were smarter to know we didn’t have to work harder to get a good education. So because of your ‘high-and-mighty’ pose you took with us ‘common-folk,’ you find yourself immortalized here. It is not that we are bitter, of course not, we know we are doing better than you today – that whole social skill thing that you missed out on while converting quadratic equations into the hypothesis for the nature of life. If you have converted on your old ways, then we welcome you to the fold, your past life however, has been written in stone.
Bugs Bunny
Classic. That is the only word you need to describe the master of being a Fiendish Bunny. He was so fiendish, that we loved it. You see, Bugs is an example of using your fiendish powers in a constructive good way. He was so evil he was good – if you follow that logic of course. How many times did he dress in drag to pull one over on one of his foes? Lots! Now that is a man who is not at odds with his masculinity.
Just think of the mind games he played on poor Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd. Yosemite Sam was his puppet. Marvin the Martian...please. They all could never seem to turn the tables on Bugs. He was always one, two or sometimes even three steps ahead of those mental midgets. Just think how fiendish he was to all of them. I think they even called him a fiendish bunny at times. Therefore, how can he not be an inaugural member of the Fiendish Bunny Hall of Fame? To not have him in the hall would be wrong.
Jessica Hahn
Did I toss a knee-buckling curve with this one? I certainly hope not. If you don’t understand why she is, then – well, you figure it out. She single-handedly destroyed the reputation of one of the country's more popular (and controversial, depending how you look at it) televangelists. Jim Bakker didn’t know what hit him. Well that and the whole improper use of money thing. But we are focusing on his other woman, I mean really. Then, she goes all out, gets a boob job and lays it all out for Playboy. Now that is a Fiendish Bunny.
I mean, talk about rubbing salt in the wound…first she tells all, then she gets augmented, flaunts it to the world and not to Jimmy Boy saying “you can’t touch this, now that I got all fixed up.” The pain, the humanity, the fiendishness of it all! Jim, I feel for you man, that was just cold, I mean, if your empire was going to fall because in part of her, should you have not got to enjoy at least once the upgraded version? Yeah, that is Fiendish Bunny Hall of Fame worthy right there.