BURLINGTON, IA - Dos Equis has advertised that the Most Interesting Man in the World drinks their beer when he chooses to drink beer. First, what does he drink when he doesn’t want beer, and what makes him so interesting. FiendishBunnies.com had to find out since we were unintentionally dared to do so.

First, when not drinking beer (Dos Equis), this guy is drinking laxative shakes. He likes to stay regular (don’t we all). More importantly, it has been discovered that this man really is not interesting. It turns out that the clips shown of his feats were faked. We were stunned, shocked, and even flabbergasted.

The man’s name is Stewart, certainly not interesting. He hails originally from Iowa and developed his accent from majoring in Spanish at Iowa State in the 1960’s. He worked for 33 years as a claims adjuster for a local insurance company. Upon his retirement he decided to collect Dos Equis bottles.

Stewart is anything but interesting.

But how is Stewart so very boring? Stewart’s idea of an exciting night on the town is the local bowling alley. He likes to follow that up with a Trivial Pursuit game at the bar. If it happens to close before the conclusion of the game, all players are marked for current progress to begin the next morning at 11am.

Sadly, Stewart is so uninteresting that he is unable to grow facial hair. The make-up team put on his beard and mustache for the commercial. We were so bored spending time with him that we cut our interview short and slept in the rental car for about two hours instead.

Stewart doesn’t know what inspired Dos Equis to tab him as the centerpiece for their Most Interesting Man in the World ad campaign. As a matter of fact he doesn’t know much of anything nor does he talk much.

Dos Equis gave FiendishBunnies.com a list of all of the very interesting things the Most Interesting Man in the World has to his credit. Sadly when compared to the life of Stewart nothing matched, leading us to believe that Dos Equis ad campaign is all hype with no substance. This crushing blow to our trust of beer commercials now has us all wondering if scantily clad women will appear and dance if you drink Becks, or that if you are in the mood for a Coors a train will tear through the streets relieving the city of an oppressive heat wave. Well as long as my Corona can still be used as a TV remote...