MALIBU, CA - Britney's boobs know that they can do so much better than this.Tired of the scandals, the abuse, and the ill-deserved attention, Britney Spears breasts have filed for divorce in a Malibu court. They cite irreconcilable differences for the reason as well as domestic abuse. Neither Britney nor her entourage could be reached for comment. Her boobs were also unavailable as they are still physically attached to Spears.

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